Today a Fish shit on my shoulder!
Today, I was swimming in the sea. Suddenly I saw a dark shadow flying over me. I looked above and saw a big fish circling his patrol.
''How cute'' I thought. Until unexpectedly A peace of fish shit drizzled on my shoulder.
I HAVE A FISH SHIT ON MY SHOULDER NOW AND I JUST WANNA KILL IT. SOME FRIED FISH FOR DINNER. A fish shit on me today, and I can´t even talk about beating this fucking fish to death and eat it. [Report]